KANSAS GOV. SAM BROWNBACK WANTS HIS STATE TO BE READY WHEN ZOMBIES ARRIVE!!
“And in those days
shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death
shall flee from them.” Revelation 9:6
The world around us
is turning dark, and is preparing itself for what the prophet Jeremiah in the
bible calls the “time of Jacob’s trouble”, otherwise known as the Great
Tribulation from Matthew 24.
Zombie Preparedness
Month?
To make sure Kansas
takes the zombie apocalypse seriously, Brownback plans to officially declare
October “Zombie Preparedness Month” during a ceremonial event Friday at the
Kansas Statehouse.
Our government is
sending us a message that’s slightly veiled in humor but 100% serious
Zombie Preparedness
Month, however, is not actually about planning a defense for viral reincarnate
flesh eaters. Instead, Brownback’s administration wants to capitalize on pop
culture’s zombie obsession to raise awareness about disaster planning and
response.
State officials say
the preparations needed for a fictional zombie attack are a good exercise for
the natural disasters that could actually hit Kansas in the near future. The
agency is calling on Kansans to devise a survival plan that they could
implement in the unlikely event that a horde of zombies descends upon the
Sunflower State. Five of the best entries will be highlighted during “Zombie
Preparedness Day” on Oct. 25, an event that will take place in Topeka.
“If you’re equipped
to handle the zombie apocalypse, then you’re prepared for tornadoes, severe
storms, fire, and any other natural disaster Kansas usually faces,” said Devan
Tucking, a Human Services Officer with the Kansas Division of Emergency
Management.
And Kansas isn’t the
only place preparing for the arrival of the living dead. In Virginia, Northern
Virginia Community College is planning an event Thursday where zombie
look-alikes will swarm the campus sharing tips with students about how to plan
for disaster.
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