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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP: MAN APPLIES FOR RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST GOD!



Man applies for restraining order against GOD...

Haifa resident asks court to keep the Almighty away. Haifa resident said he had called police 'many times' before and they had sent patrol cars.
Claiming the Lord has been mean and unfair towards him for the last three years.  

Man told court God had 'exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him.' But the ruling judge Ahsan Canaan threw the application out describing it as 'bizarre' and telling the complainant to get help.

According to Newsweek, NRG reports him as saying: 'For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times.
'The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order.'

The Haifa resident is said to have represented himself at court, but further details of his feud with the Almighty have not yet emerged.
A Times of Israel report in to the absurd court case said: 'A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session.

'But it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.'



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